Desktop USB Bouncer
Your name’s not down, you’re not coming in! Very useful if you’re a nightclub owner looking to keep riff-raff away from your classy establishment, but what if you’re just an office worker who wants to ensure your work ‘mates’ don’t email the boss from your computer while you’re at the tea machine?

Thankfully, protection has now arrived in the form of the USB Bouncer, who, as his name suggests, is plugged straight into your PC’s USB port (although he can also run on batteries). Simply place him near your computer before you leave your desk, and his sensor will detect anyone who happens to incroach upon his territory, causing him to grunt one of six phrases we’ve all heard on a Saturday night: “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’”, “You’re not comin’ anywhere near here lookin’ like that”….you know the ones.
A most amusing addition to anyone’s PC and probably the cheapest 24-hour security available!