USB Rocket Launcher
21st century office warfare has arrived! Rather than simply emailing insults to work colleagues or leaving a strategically placed drawing pin lying around, the USB Missile Launcher lets you shoot friends and enemies with foam darts, although for promotional prospects we would recommend you avoid your boss or manager.

Compatible with either Windows 2000 or XP, this weapon of not-so-mass destruction can be controlled by your PC and from the relative security of your desk and highly stacked files. The keyboard or mouse can be used to swivel the launcher 180 degrees and tilt it up to 45 degrees, so no matter how tall your victim, the perfect shot is guaranteed. Once lined up, all you need do is click the button and bang! The missile is launched!
If, as in the films, you want to emphasise the emotion of an innocent man being brought down while going about his work, you can also add sound effects to draw peoples’ attention to his moment of reckoning. Okay okay, it might be we’re getting carried away here - especially as the darts are made from harmless, soft foam - but we really think this is a must have accessory for either the home or office.