Dead Fred

Dead Fred Pen Holder

'The Mystery of the Missing Pen' sounds like an old Scooby Doo episode, but in fact, it’s a problem that burdens us all: just where do all the pens go? It’s not like they’re particularly small or rarely used, but for one reason or another, you can never find one when you want one.

Thankfully, someone has come up with a rather entertaining solution, which is guaranteed to bring a bit of humour - and order - to your desk or office: the Dead Fred penholder. Looking like he’s fallen from the top of a 15 storey building, Dead Fred (who’s also red) will lie on your desk with his limbs splayed in every imaginable direction.

But if you want to convince yourself that Dead Fred is actually dead, simply plunge your pen into the conveniently located hole in his chest, where you can either leave it - and come back to it later - or stab him again. And again. But please take pity on the poor chap, as he’s clearly not had an ideal end to his life.

Despite his predicament, Dead Fred commands attention and will leave your colleagues staring despairingly at their dull little pen pots.

Dead Fred Pen Holder Features

• A devilishly dead looking pen holder
• Made from soft red silicone
• Suitable for ages 16+ years
• Size: 12 x 7 x 2.5 cm